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You are 100% Oklahoman if:

Posted 12.27.08 at 04:15 PM by Steve Boren

"This is how we people from Oklahoma keep from taking life to seriously. I didn't write this but I could have if I got to use spell-check." Steve



You are 100% Oklahoman if:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo,
Okemah, and Chickasha.

2. You think that people who complain about the
wind in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the :IAgree
yard and look for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a
tractor on the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C"
in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space
is not determined by the distance to the door,
but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You measure distance in minutes.
("I'm about 5 minutes away.")

11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."

12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man
who died in an airplane crash. (Will Rogers Airport)

13. Little smokies are something you serve
only for special occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you think it is like
going to the ocean.

15. You listen to the weather forecast before
picking out an outfit.

16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football
schedule to plan their wedding date.

18. You have known someone who has had one
belt buckle bigger than your fist.

19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring
each other down at a four-way stop, each
determined to be the most polite and let the
other go first.

20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and
in which state"Miam-ee" is.

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol.
A Ford F350 4x4 is.

24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you
learned how to multiply.

26. You actually get these jokes and are
"fixin" to send them to your friends..

27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard
this conversation:

"You wanna Coke?"

"Yeah."

"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper."
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