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John Smith: NO American Job to be found.

Posted 07.21.09 at 05:13 AM by Steve Boren

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.

While his
coffeepot(MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG)

He put on a
dress shirt (MADE IN SRILANKA),designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) andtennis shoes (MADE INKOREA).

After cooking his breakfast
in his new
electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA),
he sat down with his
calculator(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could
spend
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Spectrum of all political systems

Posted 01.13.09 at 10:23 AM by Steve Boren

Steve,
I had a thought that you might like to disseminate this video, it is really excellent, educational, well-put together, and something that I am sure your visitors would like. It is a very clear, succinct, well referenced description of the spectrum of policial systems. I liked it very much. David forwarded it to me from a good friend of his. http://www.wimp.com/thegovernment/

All the best,
Cat Tebar
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Scottish toasts

Posted 01.10.09 at 09:52 AM by Steve Boren
Updated 01.10.09 at 10:00 AM by Steve Boren

SCOTTISH TOASTS

- Slainte Mhath (trans.: Very Good Health)
- Here's to you, as good as you are.
And here's to me, as bad as I am.
But as good as you are, and as bad as I am,
I am as good as you are, as bad as I am.
- May your life be like good Scotch,
smooth and clear, and like good Scotch
may it improve with every passing year.
- May the best you've ever seen
Be the worst you'll ever see.
- Long may your chimney
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12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas

Posted 01.02.09 at 05:11 PM by Steve Boren

I saw this on www.joke-archives.com. Enjoy!

12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas (A partridge in a pear tree rehash in light of our over sensitive times)

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 8-member pit orchestra made up of members...
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You are 100% Oklahoman if:

Posted 12.27.08 at 04:15 PM by Steve Boren

"This is how we people from Oklahoma keep from taking life to seriously. I didn't write this but I could have if I got to use spell-check." Steve



You are 100% Oklahoman if:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo,
Okemah, and Chickasha.

2. You think that people who complain about the
wind in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the :IAgree
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