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In Case You Didn'tKnow

In Case You Didn'tKnow

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent
12 Calories

Without her consent
2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands
8 Calories

With one hand
12 Calories

With your teeth
485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection
6 Calories

Without an erection
3,315 Calories


POSITIONS:

Missionary
12 Calories

69 lying down
78 Calories

69 standing up
812 Calories

Wheelbarrow
216 Calories

Doggy Style
326 Calories

Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real
112 Calories

Fake
1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories

Getting up immediately
36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:

20-29 years
36 Calories

30-39 years
80 Calories

40-49 years
124 Calories

50-59 years
1,972 Calories

60-69 years
7,916 Calories

70 and over
Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..
32 Calories

In a hurry
98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!
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