Obama Signs Bill Placing Bounty on Polar Bears
Posted by
Harvey on April 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm
WASHINGTON (AP) – With unemployment still at a dismal 8.2% and the
polar bear population climbing, President Obama yesterday
signed a bill placing a $100 bounty on the head of every polar bear.
Miami Beach, 2022?
“I’ve always said that the true engine of job creation in this country is the private sector, not the government,” Obama said during a signing ceremony in the White House Rose Garden. “Our job is to help our companies grow and hire. This bill will pay private companies to engage in the wholesale slaughter of polar bears, which have become a plague upon this nation, devouring our crops and chasing American families from their homes.”
Despite fears from global warming advocates fearing their imminent extinction, polar bear populations have nearly doubled in the last year. If this trend were to continue – as it must, since all trends related to global warming are permanently linear when rising – experts predict that within 10 years, the coastal areas of the United States would be under 20 feet of polar bears.
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