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Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a

> Texan are all working together one day. They come
> across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will
> give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in
> total', says the Genie.
> The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also
> farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada
> .'
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in
> Canada was forever fertile for farming.
>
> Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around
> Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no
> infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
> precious land.'
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there
> was a huge wall around those countries.
>
> The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me
> more about this wall.'
> The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high,
> 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
> Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
> impenetrable.'
> The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says,
> 'Fill it with water.'
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