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BEARD PAC Funds Candidates Who Sport Facial Hair

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BEARD PAC Funds Candidates Who Sport Facial Hair

04.06.13 07:00 AM

In a move that inevitably will be decried, somewhere, for its intrinsic sexism, a new political action committee (PAC) has organized around the idea that candidates with beards (beards, not mustaches or wimpy soul patches) are sorely missing from American elected offices.

So the Bearded Entrepreneurs for the Advancement of a Responsible Democracy (BEARD) PAC is throwing its financial weight behind candidates at all levels of government who sport the facial hair. Thereís no other politics tied to the PACís agenda. Whether liberal or conservative, Democrat, Republican or independent, a candidate seeking elected office could get the PACís campaign support simply for having a beard.

Itís a joke, yet itís serious at the same time. BEARD PACís website argues thereís something to be said for the dedication and commitment it takes to grow and keep a beard:
Bearded Entrepreneurs for the Advancement of a Responsible Democracy (BEARD PAC) feels that individuals with the dedication to grow and maintain a quality beard are the kinds of individuals that would show dedication to the job of public service, as such it is our mission to help elect bearded candidates from across the political spectrum and across all levels of government.

Our support will go to candidates with both a full beard, and a savvy mind full of growth-oriented policy positions that will move our great nation towards a more lush and magnificent future.

What about women? BEARD PAC sends its regrets, saying itís a shame that women make up less than 20 percent of the present Congress — but theyíre not eligible to receive the groupís backing.

Unless they, too, have beards.

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